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2018-19 Pens Schedule Breakdown

2018-19 Pens Schedule Breakdown

  The Pens schedule came out this summer and here is the breakdown of the games and notable trends; The Pens meet both Stanley Cup teams in the first 2/3 games. The 1st  game agains the Caps (haha Caps win the Cup and we get them for OUR home opener!) and 3rd  game against the Knights (who may or may not be golden.) The Pens start the season with 3 straight home games which is the longest of the season. Montreal…

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WFA Reviews the Pens New 3rd Jersey

WFA Reviews the Pens New 3rd Jersey

So the Penguins have finally released their third jersey. It’s refreshing they didn’t just take a jersey from their past and instead did something original ohhhhh that’s the stadium series jersey….   Sigh. How lazy. This is “you can copy my homework but don’t make it look like mine.”   It also brings to mind the two spidermen pointing at each other meme.   The designer video adidas released talked about how it drew inspiration from past jersey designs but…

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Things Worse than the Penguins Signing Jack Johnson as the 5th Defenseman

Things Worse than the Penguins Signing Jack Johnson as the 5th Defenseman

Greetings Jobbers! Happy days are again! With free agency off and Jack Johnson signed as the 5th defenseman and everybody freaking out because “HERP DERP HE’S THE SUX!!!!!!!1111111111111” “HE WAS A HEALTHY SCRATCH IN THE PLAYOFFS!!!!!111111111111” “THIS IS PROOF THAT JESUS DIED IN VEIN, THEN LEGALLY CHANGED HIS NAME TO “FUCKING”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111, I seem to remember another guy that played the same position that “sucked” and “Was already in his 30s” and he kind of panned out alright …..who was that…

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World (Champion) Penguin Day

World (Champion) Penguin Day

Today, April 25, is World Penguin Day, one of two annual commemorative dates for our favorite flightless waterfowl. This very same day is also a special day for the Flyers: National Golf Day. Coincidence? I think not. The other Penguin day is Penguin Awareness Day, which took place on January 20. Mark your calendars for next year. Here are some other NHL-mascot-related days, found at daysoftheyear.com and other places. Listed in the order of this year’s regular-season standings. . ATLANTIC…

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