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Month: July 2018

Things Worse than the Penguins Signing Jack Johnson as the 5th Defenseman

Things Worse than the Penguins Signing Jack Johnson as the 5th Defenseman

Greetings Jobbers! Happy days are again! With free agency off and Jack Johnson signed as the 5th defenseman and everybody freaking out because “HERP DERP HE’S THE SUX!!!!!!!1111111111111” “HE WAS A HEALTHY SCRATCH IN THE PLAYOFFS!!!!!111111111111” “THIS IS PROOF THAT JESUS DIED IN VEIN, THEN LEGALLY CHANGED HIS NAME TO “FUCKING”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111, I seem to remember another guy that played the same position that “sucked” and “Was already in his 30s” and he kind of panned out alright …..who was that…

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NHL Beef Geno-Ovi

NHL Beef Geno-Ovi

We have all wondered why Ovi targeted Geno during that time period and why Geno participated in Ovi’s antics at the Skills Challenge.

Bill Belichick of NHL

Bill Belichick of NHL

We all know that Bill Belichick knows the NFL rulebook inside and out. The NHL also has their own Bill Belichick, Roger Neilson. Yes, he is tainted by being the coach of the orange trolls, but the guy knew the rulebook and used it to their advantage. This series talks obscure rules for different sports but this is a very interesting look at rules that can no longer be used.