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Things Worse than the Penguins Signing Jack Johnson as the 5th Defenseman

July 27, 2018 BG W Comments 0 Comment

Greetings Jobbers! Happy days are again! With free agency off and Jack Johnson signed as the 5th defenseman and everybody freaking out because “HERP DERP HE’S THE SUX!!!!!!!1111111111111” “HE WAS A HEALTHY SCRATCH IN THE PLAYOFFS!!!!!111111111111” “THIS IS PROOF THAT JESUS DIED IN VEIN, THEN LEGALLY CHANGED HIS NAME TO “FUCKING”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111, I seem to remember another guy that played the same position that “sucked” and “Was already in his 30s” and he kind of panned out alright …..who was that…

NHL Beef Geno-Ovi

July 14, 2018 BG W

We have all wondered why Ovi targeted Geno during that time period and why Geno participated in Ovi’s antics at the Skills Challenge.

Bill Belichick of NHL

July 1, 2018 BG W

We all know that Bill Belichick knows the NFL rulebook inside and out. The NHL also has their own Bill Belichick, Roger Neilson. Yes, he is tainted by being the coach of the orange trolls, but the guy knew the rulebook and used it to their advantage. This series talks obscure rules for different sports but this is a very interesting look at rules that can no longer be used.

Human Sacrifice, Dogs and Cats Living together, Mass Hysteria!

June 20, 2018 BG W

Well, it’s happened folks……. They have arrived folks. This is their shining moment. The Caps have joined the Ducks (joined the League in 1993 and won in 2007,) Hurricanes (27 years in League before their win,) Lightning (12 years,) Flames (17 years,) and the Stars (32 years.) That is so exclusive company though it had to be better than the lunch table that had to sit at before with the Sharks, Sens, Panthers, Sabres, Blues, and Canucks, the loser…

Stanley Cup Finals Game 5 – Capitals at Golden Knights

June 7, 2018 BG W

Washington Capitals at Vegas Golden Knights Game 5 Stanley Cup Finals Capitals 3-1 Thursday, June 7th, 2018 8:00PM NBC, CBC, SN, and TVAS

Stanley Cup Finals Game 4 – Golden Knights at Capitals

June 4, 2018 BG W

Vegas Golden Knights at Washington Capitals Game 4 Stanley Cup Finals Golden Knights 1-0 Monday, June 4th, 2018 8:00PM NBC, CBC, SN, and TVAS

Stanley Cup Finals Game 3 – Golden Knights at Capitals

June 2, 2018 BG W

Vegas Golden Knights at Washington Capitals Game 3 Stanley Cup Finals Golden Knights 1-0 Saturday, June 3rd, 2018 8:00PM NBCSN, CBC, SN, and TVAS

Stanley Cup Finals Game 2 – Capitals at Golden Knights

May 30, 2018 BG W

Washington Capitals at Vegas Golden Knights Game 2 Stanley Cup Finals Golden Knights 1-0 Wednesday, May 30th, 2018 8:00PM NBCSN, CBC, SN, and TVAS

Win City

May 29, 2018 BG W

Well now the have more wins in the Stanley Cup than you…. Game 2 is next week some time or something.

History of the Jets/Coyotes/Thrashers/Jets

May 21, 2018 BG W

The Winnipeg Jets have made the Conference Finals for the first time in their history. That history is long, quite odd and anomalous with the NHL doing janky things to this team. Very surprising that the League would do such a thing, I know. From 1971 to 1979 the trend of alternative professional leagues like the AFL and ABA came to the world of hockey. And much like the other leagues designed to challenge their established brethren, the WHA…